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{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}

{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}

{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}

{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}

{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}

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