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Scordato is a 2023 Italian comedy-drama film co-written and directed by Rocco Papaleo. It stars Papaleo and Italian singer Giorgia, at her acting debut.
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Coron is the third-largest island in the Calamian Islands in northern Palawan in the Philippines. The island is part of the larger municipality of the same name. It is about 170 nautical miles (310 km) southwest of Manila and is known for several Japanese shipwrecks of World War II vintage. Because of its unique ecological features, the entire area is protected by several legal proclamations.
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Dong Chunyu is a Chinese footballer who plays as a left-footed goalkeeper for Zhejiang FC in the Chinese Super League.
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